Crazy Things My Former Boss Made Me Do

I used to work at this place I really liked. I had jewish co workers and they were all really nice and sweet. I got really close to all of them. Except my boss. He made me crazy with all the things he asked me to do. I didnt bother saying no to him because he would look at me with a blank stare and not understand what the word "no" meant. I told myself that it was easier to just do what he asked then to explain how insane his orders were. He treated me and my co worker like garbage. We were the shlock shamas of the office, so that is why I quit. Here is a list of things my boss made me do, and like an idiot, I listened:

He made me take a 6 foot by 5 foot ceiling panel and walk 8 blocks in the 100 degree heat to a hardware store to check if they have that size. Then he made me walk back with it. I thought I would pass out cuz it was so darn heavy and hot!!

He made me clean the conference room for him. That meant throwing out the tissues and garbage that was lying around and Windex the table. Because the cleaning lady didnt show up.

He always asked me to run across the street to buy him lunch.

I had to go around the neighborhood looking for phone wires for his phone.

I had take pictures of things he wanted to sell and sell them on craigslist. This had nothing to do with the job mind you!!

I had to move his car for him.

He called me for stupid things when I was on the way to Miami and then asked if I could come back because he couldnt find a file I put away. ( I said no to that one!!)

I had to help his wife in her store because she was short a few hands.

HE ATE MY CHOCOLATE THAT WAS IN MY DESK DRAWER-TWICE!!!!!

He called me at home several times for stupid questions.

He asked me to pick up his cell phone cuz he was on the phone. It was his wife and he asked me to take a message. She asked a personal question and I had to tell it over to him, then he told me to answer back but I made a face so he took the phone from me so he could talk to her!!!!

He paid his cleaning lady more then me.

He told me that he could tell me what to do because I am not married and dont have a husband to tell me what to do. Btw, this is his 2nd marriage!

He asked me several times to stop schmoozing with the co workers because it doesn't look professional! Its not like I wasnt doing my work.

He made me be his telemarketer for a week to call up random pple asking if they want to open retirement accounts if they had extra money! NO ONE HAS EXTRA MONEY!!!!

All in all, I got payed less then minimum wage but I liked working there. I had retarded co workers and they made me laugh from time to time. I'm really ganna miss them! But not the work and my boss-Good riddens Mr. Blankity Blank!! Hope there are other pple as smart as me to quit while they can and find a normal job-not like I did yet. I am still working for nutzos, but in a different office. Is there any normal job out there with a nice working environment, good pay and nice boss! I doubt it!!